A couple of beefs

(or beefae, if you will)

1 - on the bus, I was reading in blissful serenity until these two loud guys got on the bus and started talking about how this buddy of theirs watched a girl pass out in the washroom and proceeded to teabag her and leave her there for an hour. It kinda ruined my moment.

2 - I went to put my pizza in the oven and WTF the upper element is MELTING! I don't know if it still works, and I don't know what happened, but I want my damn pizza.