Nearly Stank...
A story I forgot to tell...
Last night I was coming back in from buying bus tickets from the station next door. I put my hand on the back yard gate and heard a rustling down to my left. I looked down and not 5 feet away from me was that black and white animal that we fear only because of getting STANK. That's right, there was a skunk looking up at me, quivering. I froze, and slowly backed away before turning tail and running.
This marks the second time since living in this house that I have been surprised by a skunk. Luckily, I have avoided the stank both times, but they have scared the crap outta me both times. Who wants the aggravation of having to wash in tomato juice or whatever for hours on end and burning the clothes? Yeesh.
Last night I was coming back in from buying bus tickets from the station next door. I put my hand on the back yard gate and heard a rustling down to my left. I looked down and not 5 feet away from me was that black and white animal that we fear only because of getting STANK. That's right, there was a skunk looking up at me, quivering. I froze, and slowly backed away before turning tail and running.
This marks the second time since living in this house that I have been surprised by a skunk. Luckily, I have avoided the stank both times, but they have scared the crap outta me both times. Who wants the aggravation of having to wash in tomato juice or whatever for hours on end and burning the clothes? Yeesh.
posted by Derk at
10:03 PM
2 Comments:
Apparently there is a family of them. I wouldn't want the skunk mafia to put a hit on me.
By
Derk, at 4:39 AM
Look dude, just invest in some hydrogen peroxide. It get the smell right out!
By
Anonymous, at 11:22 AM
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